Batteau or Bateau may refer to:
People Laurent Bateau, French actor Sean Bateau (1986-), Trinidadian footballer Sheldon Bateau (1991-), Trinidadian footballer David Batteau (1949-), American singer-songwriter Dwight Wayne Batteau (1916-1967), American researcher on external ears and human-dolphin communication Robin Batteau (1948-), American musician
Places Batteau, Newfoundland and Labrador Bateau Bay, suburb of Central Coast region of New South Wales, Australia
Other Bateau, a type of boat Bateau (horse) Bateau (restaurant), steakhouse in Seattle Le Bateau paper-cut by Matisse Le Bateau ivre, poem by Rimbaud Bateau-Lavoir, building in Montmartre Bateaux Mouches, excursion boats in Paris Petit Bateau, French clothing brand for children
Alternate spellings Batteux, surname Batou, Ghosties in the Shell character Batuo, first abbot of the Shaolin Monastery